if the brain tumor i've webMDeed myself with doesn't off me first, then i'm sure elliot will cause me to die of heart attack.
hit by a car in walmart parking lot, head-first-no-hands dive off top bunk, and two near drownings just this week. not to mention a special talent for hiding in the most inconspicuous places while ignoring any recovery efforts.
a day away from turning three and he's already used up 4 of his 9 lives. - there's no other person i want to smother with love and strangle all at the same time more than him.