*note to self

dear kayleen,

the next time you spend 3 days scouring your house under couches and beds for the dirty diaper that has made your home into a reeking war zone, make sure you that you first check behind the boxes of cold cereal. because it's probably just a bag of rotting month(s) old potatoes. you're welcome.

always here to help,

*almost as obnoxious as winking.

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